Why baking is dangerous...

It was late one night (it always seems to happen) and I was hungry (also always seems to happen), so I decided to make biscuits. I preheated the oven and the baking started. When they were done I used a towel to remove the cookie sheet. I was being careful, but this is what happened!!

Stupid oven! Stupid baking sheet! Stupid biscuits! Stupid me and my stupid grumbling stomach!!

*Deep Sigh*

Anyways...